thanks for your contribution bulbasaur you stupid flower
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This guy is amazing…takin care of my sick complainy ass.
Austrian Felix Baumgartner has broken the record for the highest ever skydive by jumping out of a balloon 128,000ft (24 miles, 39km) above New Mexico.
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Well the first thing I do is—
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When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.
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all food companies should just start announcing that they’re pro gay so dumb anti gay people wouldnt eat anything
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Dear parents,
Just because they are “just a kid” doesn’t excuse your poor parenting. How about you actually watch your kid instead of getting pissed at someone who has to deal with their rambunctiousness. No I don’t like having to be cautious of kids hitting me with carts or them running out in front of me. Seriously I don’t have kids because I don’t want to deal with them…what makes you think I want to deal with yours?!
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